All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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