nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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