oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I enjoy the company of your penis
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