we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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