New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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