Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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