I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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