The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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