I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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