If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Oh god it's open bar.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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