I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Randomize
