No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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