Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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