u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
sick fucks of a feather flock together
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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