people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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