question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Congratulations! We have a period
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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