ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
another moral hangover. fuck.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
