Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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