No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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