Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Panties = found
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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