You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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