Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what day is it and did you see me today?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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