he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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