I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
