The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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