Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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