Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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