writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Randomize