She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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