i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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