I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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