Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i already hear my dad disowning me
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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