So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
