we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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