some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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