i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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