its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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