Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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