Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
try to milk me bitch
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