My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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