The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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