Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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