The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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