I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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