All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i think i have two assholes
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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