I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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