Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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