Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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