what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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