I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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