dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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