so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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