Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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