I just made out with a guy for $7.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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