do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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