Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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