It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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