i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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